To quote Bill Murray in Stripes. Mar 10, 2009 Re: What UNDERWEAR do you wear when shooting? Stars: Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Warren Oates, P.J. Soles Genre: Comedy, War Rating: R Runtime: 106 minutes Bill Murray was heading toward a career peak on the back of comedies such as this one from 1981, the second film in his ongoing collaboration with director Ivan Reitman (the two went on to make Ghostbusters). Soldier: Any one of you homos putcha hands on me.and I kill ya. John Winger: We're Americans, with a capital 'A', huh. You know what that mean? That means that our. Bill Murray's funniest lines from his 14 best movies 'Rock the Kasbah' is not Bill Murray's finest hour - far from it - but his detached, deadpan delivery and diamond-sharp timing has enlivened.

Stripes

“Army Training, Sir!”

Stripes is Bill Murray at his wise guy best. Harold Ramis, John Candy and John Larroquette make Stripes a classic comedy.

Writing and starring in Stripes, shows just how amazing Harold Ramis was. Stripes is also one of the most quoted movies of all time.

Army Recruiter: Have you ever been convicted of a felony or a misdemeanor?

John Winger: Convicted? No.

Russell Ziskey: Never convicted.

Recruiter: Are either of you homosexual?

Winger: You mean, like, flaming or…?

Recruiter: Well, it’s a standard question we have to ask.

Russell: No, we’re not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

Winger: Yeah, would they send us some place special?

Dewey Oxberger: Excuse me, stewardess. Is there a movie on this flight?

Ox: I hope this is the Mess Hall. How’s it going Eisenhower?

Sgt. Hulka: Lighten up, Francis.

Ox: My name’s Dewey Oxberger. My friends call me Ox. You might’ve noticed I’ve got a slight weight problem. I went to this doctor. Well, he told me I swallowed a lot of aggression…along with a lot of pizzas.

Ox: I’m going to walk out of here a lean, mean, fighting machine.

Russell: When I was a kid my father told me never to hit anyone in anger, unless you’re absolutely sure you can get away with it.

Ox: Well sir, we were going to bingo parlor, at the YMCA, well, one thing lead to another and the instructions got all fouled up there and we ended up…

Winger: We’re all very different people. We’re not Watusi. We’re not Spartans. We’re Americans with a capital “A”, huh? You know what that means? Do you? That means that our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.

Winger: Who saw “Old Yeller”? Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end? Nobody cried when Old Yeller got shot? I’m sure. I cried my eyes out.

Winger: So we’re all dogfaces. We’re all very, very different. But there is one thing that we all have in common. We were all stupid enough to enlist in the army.

Winger: There’s something wrong with us, something very, very, wrong with us. Something seriously wrong with us. We’re soldiers, but we’re American soldiers. We’ve been kicking ass for 200 years! We’re ten and one!

Winger: Platoon, just like last night, only better!

Ox: We’re in Italy. The guy on the top bunk has got to make the guy on the bottom bunk, he’s gotta make his bed all the time. See, it’s in the regulations. If we were in Germany, I would have to make yours. But we’re in Italy, so you’ve gotta make mine. It’s regulations.

Winger: Take them up in the Alps for a little spin.

Russell: No.

Winger: Oh yeah.

Russell: No, no, no, no.

Winger: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Russell: No, John. No.

Winger: I’ll drive.

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Russell: OK.

Captain Stillman: Where’s the EM50?

MP: A couple of soldiers took it to get it washed.

Winger: Come on, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick ’em up and we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.

Russell: Well, I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it.

Russell Ukrainskie pesni. : What an idiot.

Winger: I’ve got it figured this way. They got one big gun, they got a couple tanks. They got a hundred Baryshnikovs running around in itchy woolen outfits.

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Russell: And what do we got?

Winger: We’ve got one heavily armored recreational vehicle here, man.

Winger: We had a car waiting.

Winger: What the…a surprise party? I’ll kill ya. Who’s idea was this? Alright, everybody’s coming to my place. This is ridiculous.

The Stripes cast also included Warren Oates, Sean Young and Joe Flaherty.

• We all know the leopard can't change his stripes.
  -- Al Gore

• When I die, I desire no better winding sheet than the Stars and Stripes, and no softer pillow than the Constitution of my country.
  -- Andrew Johnson

• I like The White Stripes and I like the kinda twang American thing right now.
  -- Ann Wilson

• I earned my stripes as a Marine, and the Corps gets full credit for straightening me out. At 17, I was young, I was unhappy and most of all, I was undisciplined. The Marine Corps was the right service in the right place at the right time.
  -- Art Buchwald

• Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.
  -- Bill Murray

• All reporters have a stripe of irreverence in their mental makeup. It usually keeps them from turning into toadies, a danger for those who associate, even in an adversarial way, with the rich and powerful.
  -- Carolyn Hart

• We live in a time of conflict - external and internal - when we sometimes concentrate too much on what divides us. Today, fly the Stars and Stripes with pride and confidence that what unites is far stronger.
  -- Charlie Dent

• I do dig the White Stripes. I like the record they have out now.
  -- Charlie Hunter

• Embryonic stem cell research wears no political stripes - it is embraced by conservatives, liberals, Democrats, Republicans, and Independents.
  -- Diana DeGette

• I wanted a Gibson type sound, but with a Strat vibrato .. I bought a body from Charvel for $50.00 and a neck for $80.00 - I slapped it together, put an old Gibson PAF in it and painted it up with the stripes
  -- Eddie Van Halen

• Scientists say every action initiates an equal and opposite reaction. I say that's just the start. I say every action initiates a most unequal and upredictable chain reaction, that every filament of living becomes part of a larger weave, while remaining identifiable. That every line of latitude requires several stripes of longitude to obtain meaning. That every universe is part of a bigger heaven, a heaven of rhythm and geometry, where a heartbeat is the apex of a triangle.
  -- Ellen Hopkins

• You cannot change the stripes of a leopard.
  -- Emmitt Smith

• The strongest streak in the American character is a fierce pragmatism that mistrust blind ideology of every stripe and insists on finding what really works.
  -- Eric Liu

• Question everything. Every stripe, every star, every word spoken. Everything.
  -- Ernest Gaines

• My stars and my stripes are your dream and your labors.
  -- Franklin Knight Lane

• If H. P. Lovecraft and H. L. Mencken had ever collaborated, they might have come up with something like The Edge of Reason. This one will delight thinkers-and outrage true believers-of all stripes.
  -- George R. R. Martin

• I was a mechanic in the Navy. And mechanics in the Navy are like mechanics in airlines. You may have more stripes than I do, but you don't know how to fix the airplane.
  -- Gordon Bethune

• Getting bad reviews or doing something thats not great is also really good for you as an actor. It also makes me feel as an actor that Ive earned my stripes a bit.
  -- Greta Gerwig

• You have trusted Him as your dying Savior; now trust Him as your living Savior. Just as much as He came to deliver you from future punishment did He also come to deliver you from present bondage. Just as truly as He came to bear your stripes for you has He come to live your life for you.
  -- Hannah Whitall Smith

• Yeah, I know, any time you hear an actor say, 'I do music', you cringe. But I want to be gradual with my music. I want to earn my stripes.
  -- Idris Elba Laurel and hardy torrent.

• I always see things that I can improve. But frankly with Stripes, I'm surprised at how effective it is, even today, and how vibrant that movie is and how juicy the performances all are.
  -- Ivan Reitman

• I remember when first, Stripes, and then Animal House came out - which I was really proud of, even though it was kind of loose and quite raucous - there were imitative movies that were not quite as good.
  -- Ivan Reitman

• Many people come to reinvention when life changes around them, but people come in all different stripes. I'm oriented to change.
  -- Jane Pauley

• Politicians of all stripes are always in danger at looking at every problem from an abstract point of view or being briefed by officials, academics, or economists who know every science but the science of human nature.
  -- Jean Chretien

• Pat Robertson is an embarrassment to the church and a danger to American politics, . It's time for Christian leaders of all stripes to call on Robertson not just to apologize but to retire.
  -- Jim Wallis

• Stripe is building payment infrastructure for the Web, so we make it easy to accept credit cards online. Before Stripe, the way youd do this is using the legacy banking structure. It was slow, it was complex, it was expensive. It had this very chilling effect on e-commerce.
  -- John Collison

• I'm a big fan of the Adidas three-stripe old-school zip-up tracksuit tops. I've got several for everyday wear, including an olive-green one, a burgundy one and a cream one with leather arms.
  -- Jonas Armstrong

• I secretly want to be a zebra. That is why I always wear stripes.
  -- Louis Tomlinson

• I'd love for there to be a situation - a world in which that's just not even a question anymore. We are all filmmakers - different stripes, genders, sexual orientations, colors - and our work can be taken on its own terms. I'm really looking forward to that day.
  -- Lynn Shelton

• The way money goes so fast these days, they should paint racing stripes on it.
  -- Mark Russell

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